Movie rental takes too long to download? Watch it later.

Don’t have time to watch it for 28.6 days? Watch it now.

Movie file gone missing? Look in the trash.

Not in the trash? Check Time Machine.

Not in Time Machine, because it apparently decided one day to back up 200GB of unchanged files, and so had to apparently delete all copies of the movie? Get annoyed, and bang some things together.

Feel better? Go in iTunes and try to report the problem.

“Purchase History” button not where you remembered it? Go and look for help in iTunes Store’s help docs.

iTunes Store’s help docs point you to the button that wasn’t there in the first place? Check again.

Still not there? Get annoyed again, post to Tumblr. Decide to fix it “later.”

“Later” already? That was quick. Yeah, I had an idea.

What was that? Look in iTunes for the receipt email, use the link there.

And did it work? Yeah, it did. Report sent, now it’s up to Apple.